The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch)

Our companionship has a new tactical initiative to increase sell piercing, increase symbol allegiance, and ameliorate intangible assets. In pursuit of these goals, we have started a new activity – which we require 7 Red Lines. I understand that your corporation can help us with this matter. Definitely! Walter here will be the project manager. Walter, we can do this, right? Yes, of course. Anderson here is our expert on all things red-line. We delivered him with us today to share his professional opinion. Nice to meet you! Well, you all are familiar with. This is Justin, the design specialist for our company. Hello … We need you to draw seven red arguments. They are all perfectly orthogonal; Some are green ink and some are transparent. Can you do that? No, I’m afraid we– let’s not rush into any hurried rebuttals, Anderson! The duty is set and must be performed.At the end of the day, you are the expert. The word “red line” indicates that the color of the line is red. To attract a red way in lettuce ink is – if it’s not completely impossible, it’s very close to being impossible. What does it even planned: “impossible”? I represent, it’s possible that there are some people, say color blind, for whom the color of the typefaces doesn’t really make a difference but I’m sure the target audience of your assignment is not just those people. In principle this is possible. I will simplify the topic.A line can be drawn in this way with utterly any ink. But if you want to get a red stripe, you need to use red ink. What if we covered it with blue-blooded ink? It still won’t work. If “youre using” blue-blooded ink, you will get blue streaks. And which is what did you imply, when you talked about transparent ink? How to explain better? I’m sure you know what “transparency” wants? Yes I know. And what does the “red line” mean, I hope I don’t need to explain to you? of course not. Well … you need to draw red routes with translucent ink. Can you describe what you imagined the end result would look like? Come on, Anderson! What do we have here, kindergarten? Let us not consume our time in these futile wrangles. The chore has been determined. The enterprise is quite clear. Now, if you have any specific questions, go ahead! You are the expert here! Well, let’s leave the color aside for now.You “ve got something” there seeing orthogonality? Seven arguments, all solely perpendicular. to what? for everything. between them. I assumed you know what horizontal wrinkles are like! Of track he does. He is a specialist! It can be two perpendicular wrinkles. Seven directions cannot be simultaneously horizontal to one another. I will show you. This is a line, right? Yes actually. And one more. Is it vertical to the firstly route? Well … yes, it’s orthogonal. accurately! Wait, wait, I’m not done. The third: is it perpendicular to the first order? Yes it is! But it is not cross the second line. They are parallel. Not vertical! I suppose so. accurately. Two ways can be perpendicular can I get the pen? And what about this? This is a triangle. They are clearly not vertical directions. There are three , not seven. Why are they blue? In fact. I wanted to ask about it myself. I have a blue confine with me. This was just proving that’s the problem, your stripes are blue-blooded. Draw them in red ink! It will not solve the problem. How do you know before you try? Let’s attract them in red ink and then consider. I don’t have a red written with me, but I’m pretty sure that with red ink the result will be the same. Didn’t you tell us earlier that you can only draw red boundaries with red ink? In fact, yes, I wrote it here! And now you want to draw them with blue-blooded ink. Do you just wanted to listed these red indications? I mull I understood. You’re not talking about colour now, are you? You spoke about it, what do we call it: vertical oooooo, yeah! That’s it, you’ve confused everyone now. What prevents us from doing this? Engineering Science. Just ignore it! We have a mission. Seven red lines. Not twenty. It’s only seven. Anderson, I understand. You’re so specialized in a restricted field, don’t you accompany the big picture.But it is indeed not a difficult task to draw some seven arguments! precisely. Suggest a answer! Any fool can blame, it is not a crime, but you are the expert, you should know more better! Good. Let me proceeded two perfectly perpendicular red orders, and I’ ll derive the rest with transparent ink. They will be invisible, but I will glean them. Does this dres us? Yes, that clothings us. Yes, but at least a couple in light-green ink. Oh, and I have another question, if I may. Can you draw one of the lines in the form of a kitten? What? in the form of a kitten. Market study tells our useds about cute animals. It “d be nice” if – no oh … why? Listen, of course I can glean a cat. I’m not an creator, but I can give it a try. But it is not be more than that. is gonna be a cat. A order and a feline: These are two different things. kitten. Not a cat, but a kitten. He’s small, cute, cuddly. Felines, on the other hand – don’t make a difference.Anderson, at least hear it! She didn’t even finish speaking, and you said “No! ” I got the idea, but it’s impossible to draw a line in the shape of a “cat-o-nine-tail”. How about a bird? So, where did we stop? What do we do? Seven red stripes, two with red ink, two with green ink and the rest – with transparency. Did I understand correctly? – — Yes truly. Excellent! In this case that’s it, right? Oh, I roughly forgot, we also have a red balloon. Do you know if you can overstate it? What should I do with balloons? It is red. Anderson, are you able or can’t you do this? simple question. As such, I can, of course, but – excellent. Organizing a business trip, we will cover the expenses, go to its point, and overstate the balloon. Well that was very productive, thank you all! May I ask another question, delight? When the bag is inflated, can you do it as a kitten? ofcourse I can! I can do anything, I can do perfectly anything.I am an expert !.

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